Beach massage in St Maarten: what to expect

why we rarely set up on public beaches

We've done beach massages. And we learned: the Caribbean isn't always a postcard. For your comfort (and ours), here's reality:

• unpredictable weather — sudden rain, high winds, or scorching sun can cut a session short
• sand fleas & mosquitoes — especially dawn/dusk, they love still air
• noise & crowds — jet skis, loud music, wandering tourists
• no shade control — we bring umbrellas, but the sun moves
• sand everywhere — it gets in oils, linens, and ... places you don't want
• privacy? zero — curious onlookers are guaranteed

We care about your experience — so we're honest: a private villa with ocean view is almost always better.